Sharing and Caring

Me: We had our first vaccination.

Nell: I am delighted.

Me: It was an emotional moment. Everyone was very kind and smiley.

Nell: I believe you stopped off for a burger on the way home.

Me: We hadn’t had one for over a year.

Nell: Some of us still haven’t.

Me: Do you think the puppies could give me a little space on my chair?

Nell: They were there first. Sharing is Caring. Something you seem to have forgotten.

Me; It’s my chair.

Nell: Never mind that now. Was there a llama in the kitchen when you came downstairs?

Me: Yes. Eating a bowl of green soup. Not something I would want for breakfast.

Nell: You’re not a llama. It’s grass and nettle soup. Poppy made it especially.

Me: Gosh.

Nell: Was it wearing a thick warm coat?

Me: Yes and a woolly hat, gloves and boots.

Nell: Excellent.

Me: Why isn’t it out Gliding with Gladys?

Nell: It is cold and traumatised.

Me: Oh, do you think it is the lost llama?

Nell: Sherlock Martin strikes again.

Me: So the llama has been shorn?

Nell: It has. Same scenario as Poppy. Blindfolded and clipped.

Me: Shocking. Those villains. Was there any bacon this time?

Nell: Of course there wasn’t bacon. Terry wasn’t there.

Me: Just checking.

Nell: Llamas don’t eat bacon. If they did it would be eating a bacon sandwich right now and not some disgusting green soup.

Me: Dave eats bacon.

Nell: We all know that.

Me: He’s been an honorary llama for the past few days.

Nell: He’s already tried that with Poppy but she’s not budging. It’s green soup or nothing this morning.

Me: Fancy a bagel?

Nell: What do you think the queue outside is for? David’s been round twice already.

Me: Yes. Sorry.

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