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Me: So tell me what happened next.

Nell: Where did I leave it?

Me: Manuel was up in the tree. Gladys was organising a trampoline and Malcolm was flying up there to be with him.

Nell: Yes. So, while Malcolm took Manuel under his wing, literally, and we gathered around the trampoline, Knitwear Wolf organised some soft blankets and cushions.

Me: To keep everyone warm?

Nell: No. To make sure Manuel had a soft landing.

Me: Of course.

Nell: The Welsh corgi choir started singing ‘Jump, for your life’.

Me: Isn’t it ‘for your love’?

Nell: That’s not the point. It was a bit too close to reality, so they changed it to ‘Guantanamera’, one of Manuel’s favourites.

Me: Good idea.

Nell: We all sang along, especially David who really put his heart and soul into it.

Me: He has such a lovely singing voice and his Spanish is really improving. Darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy.

Nell: Yes. Fortunately the larger animals arrived and Alejandro was able to explain everything to Manuel in fluent Spanish.

Me: Did he finally jump?

Nell: Yes. There was so much tension in the air you could have heard a bone drop.

Me: Don’t you mean pin?

Nell: Why would anyone drop a pin in a field?

Me: True.

Nell: He landed safely on all the blankets and cushions to tumultuous applause.

Me: Wonderful. I wish I’d seen it.

Nell: You can. Our Penguin filmed it all. It’s trending on YouChewed. Manuel is an internet sensation.

Me: Gosh. Did he say how he got up there?

Nell: Two Beefies grabbed him by the tentacles when he was throwing the vegetable peelings on the compost.

Me: The rascals. Nobody likes to be grabbed by the tentacles.

Nell: This is not a laughing matter.

Me: No. Sorry.

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