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Me: I beat Dave in a game of Cheeky Animals.

Nell: Well done.

Me: I could feel him sticking his tongue out at me behind my back so I turned around quickly and caught him.

Nell: You do know you are a 61 year old grandmother, don’t you?

Me: So?

Nell: Just saying.

Me: Grandmothers can play Cheeky Animals, too.

Nell: Indeed. My reading group have been known to play a quick game if the book we’ve been reading is a little slow.

Me: Really?

Nell: Yes. It livens up the proceedings considerably. Although one of the Barnstaple Bassets became over excited one time and choked on her scone.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: Fortunately she was sitting next to a large lady Labrador from Launceston who whacked her in the back with her tail and the scone popped out.

Me: Quick thinking.

Nell: Did you enjoy Sunday Singing?

Me: I couldn’t believe it when Benjamin stepped up.

Nell: He has a lovely tenor voice.

Me: It was such a brave thing to do.

Nell: I think the backing singers gave him confidence.

Me: There were backing singers?

Nell: Didn’t you hear the harmonies?

Me: No. I can’t say I noticed any backing singers at all. Where were they? Behind him?

Nell: They were on Benjamin’s hat.

Me: Are you sure?

Nell: Of course I’m sure. You must have noticed their matching tank tops.

Me: I saw the Albatross.

Nell: Everybody saw the Albatross.

Me: It can’t have been the Welsh corgis? There’s definitely no room for more than one corgi on a hat.

Nell: Welsh corgis only sit on hats by accident. It was Henry and Horst.

Me: No wonder I couldn’t hear them with their little voices.

Nell: They were wearing radio mics. Do keep up.

Me: Oh. Sorry.

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