Me: There is always one, isn’t there?
Nell: What are you talking about?
Me: Harriet is facing the other way to all of you.
Nell: She is simply gaining a Different Perspective.
Me: I suppose you could say that.
Nell: I just did.
Me: Harriet is a quiet rebel in her own way if you think about it.
Nell: Here we go.
Me: Sweet and loving on the outside but wild and dangerous in reality.
Nell: Good grief.
Me: Why are you all gathering by the front door?
Nell: We are waiting for Knitwear Wolf.
Me: He’s late with the papers today.
Nell: He is delivering a selection of late summer cardigans to a family of beagles down at the camping site. They were caught out by this inclement weather.
Me: It is rather cool for August.
Nell: Princess and Our Penguin met them on the beach shivering away and told them they might know a wolf who could help.
Me: I bet that shocked them.
Nell: Yes, until they explained about Rupert’s knitwear range and then they put in an order at once.
Me: Is there something important in today’s Daily Growl?
Nell: Yes. There’s been a little controversy about some of David’s advice in his Ask Dave column.
Me: Is he still suggesting bacon?
Nell: No, but a lot of the advice is food related. I think David may have gone off bacon.
Nell: He asked for pancakes this morning and said ‘Skip the bacon’.
Me: He might need to change the way he’s paid.
Nell: Which simply goes to prove that You can have Too Much of a Good Thing.
Me: You’re being annoyingly wise for a Monday morning. No wonder Harriet is looking the other way.
Nell: Harriet is Gaining Perspective.
Me: Yes. Sorry.