Me: That’s Little Ollie. Hasn’t he grown?
Nell: He certainly has and he’s becoming quite a handful according to Tony. In fact he reminds me of a young Naughty Nigel.
Me: You mean he is a lovable scallywag?
Nell: Yes. He has been getting up to all kinds of mischief.
Me: So what is he doing in that photo?
Nell: Auditioning. He wants to be a Merry Dog.
Me: He looks more like a vampire to me. What’s that in his mouth?
Nell: Wool. Tony says Sue was busy working on her crafts for Christmas when Ollie stole her wool.
Me: Naughty boy. Maybe he should join the Beefies as one of Knitwear Wolf’s baddies.
Nell: The Beefies still have to prove themselves.
Me: How are they going to do that?
Nell: Stephen Seagull will be performing his version of ‘My Way’ this afternoon with a chorus of Beefies. You can come along if you’re interested.
Me: Where is he doing that?
Nell: On the cliff top overlooking the beach. It’s ridiculously theatrical, of course, but Charlie says we must give him a chance.
Me: Who is in the other photo?
Nell: It’s Gorgeous George of course. Poppy met him on the beach and he is keen to join our production.
Me: I don’t think I know him.
Nell: You must do. Everyone knows Gorgeous George. He’s one of the top models.
Me: Is he?
Nell: Knitwear Wolf has been trying to get him to model his small dog range for quite some time.
Me: He certainly has style.
Nell: Yes. You should see him on the dogwalk.
Me: Well, I probably will if he walks on the beach.
Nell: No. I’m talking about modelling.
Me: Oh, you mean the catwalk.
Nell: I most certainly do not.
Me: Ok. Sorry.
