Dave takes it too far

Me: Well, I think our visitors were definitely made to feel welcome.

Nell: David took it too far, again.

Me: He is just an affectionate Big Darling Boy.

Nell: He stood on the Canadians.

Me: They didn’t mind.

Nell: Shel was in pain at one point.

Me: Only a little.

Nell: Harriet did her best but once David decides to get involved there is little anyone can do.

Me: You enjoyed your ear rub with Jaime.

Nell: Yes, she is a lovely girl and she made time for a quiet cuddle with Mutley.

Me: And Dave.

Nell: Yes. That young animal has an excess of affection.

Me: You can’t have an excess of affection in my book.

Nell: You weren’t being stood on. Goodness only knows what is in your book.

Me: If you don’t know, Nell, then nobody does.

Nell: Now, today’s plans involve lunch by the sea and a cream tea later.

Me: Lovely.

Nell: You will wear a scarf at all times so your neck is kept warm.

Me: Ok. Bossy Boots.

Nell: I shall ignore that, but talking of boots, Wellingtons might be wise in this weather.

Me: Are you coming with us?

Nell: Of course. Who do you think is navigating? You can’t rely on PatNav around here. It has a mind of its own. The Whippets Institute minibus ended up in a farmyard.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: Did you hear the news about Alejandro’s fleece?

Me: No.

Nell: It’s been stolen and now several Beefies have been spotted wearing soft, woollen scarves.

Me: You told me to wear a scarf today so you can’t really blame them for wrapping up. It must be cold on those cliffs.

Nell: That’s not the point. The scarves are made from alpaca wool.

Me: Oh, I see. Sorry.

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