Dave is forgiven

Me: Dave was so relieved to see Tony.

Nell: Yes. Tony has kindly forgiven him for trying to eat Little Ollie.

Me: He didn’t try and eat him, Nell. He just over reacted. He wants to be Tony’s Best Big Brave Boy.

Nell: Yes, but he needs to know that Little Ollie is living with Tony and Sue now and is consequently Family, not Foe.

Me: Talking of foes, any news on the mysterious Hunter?

Nell: Naughty Nigel hasn’t got any closer to disclosing Hunter’s identity. He’s asked to go home.

Me: Is he tired of being Bad?

Nell: Yes. Charlotte has a nasty cold and is a little low so Nigel feels his place is by her side. She finds him a Tremendous Comfort.

Me: I’m sure she does.

Nell: Nigel says he much prefers being Naughty at home.

Me: We’ll just have to keep an eye out for suspicious behaviour then.

Nell: Yes, we will.

Me: And if we spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing it might well be Hunter.

Nell: Funny you should say that. There was a wolf at Walbark wearing a woolly jumper.

Me: An odd choice in summer. What was it buying?

Nell: Fish fingers.

Me: I didn’t know wolves ate fish.

Nell: Alaskan wolves thrive on salmon. It’s a known fact.

Me: I expect it’s missing the snow then.

Nell: Excuse me?

Me: It probably hangs around the frozen food section all day dreaming of home and buys Arctic Rolls for the name.

Nell: Enough. Did Gladys just ride past on Alejandro?

Me: Yes. Very slowly.

Nell: Was she wearing a full suit of armour?

Me: Yes.

Nell: And carrying a lance?

Me: Yes.

Nell: Of course she was moving slowly. You can’t rush through the house with a lance.

Me: No. Sorry.

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