Jim has a solution

Nell: Well, thank goodness for Jim.

Me: Yes. He’s very sensible isn’t he?

Nell: I think his idea is excellent. Apparently there is a suitable place not too far away run by a cousin of his with a variety of options.

Me: Perfect.

Nell: Mutley and I can stay in a caravan with en suite facilities.

Me: Good.

Nell: Harriet and Poppy can glamp in one of those Mongolians.

Me: Yurts.

Nell: Bless you. And Jim and David can go back to nature and camp in a tent.

Me: What about me?

Nell: What about you?

Me: Am I caravanning, glamping, or camping?

Nell: I would have thought the answer was obvious.

Me: I’m in a tent, aren’t I? On my own, miles from anyone. No phone, no bed, no bath. Wild animals all around me.

Nell: In Devon? Calm down. You are sharing a caravan with me.

Me: Thank goodness.

Nell: You can’t possibly be left to your own devices. Your imagination would completely run away with you and then where would we be?

Me: Yes, sorry.

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