Me: Nell, have you got a moment?

Nell: I’m watching Masterchef USA.

Me: Well, pause it.

Nell: It’s a good bit.

Me: You and your cooking programmes.

Nell: Excuse me?

Me: Yes, I know. I love them too.

Nell: Gordon Ramsay is being nice.

Me: I know. Odd isn’t it. Out of character. Sort of like if you started agreeing with me.

Nell: Never going to happen.

Me: I know.

Nell: Good try though.

Me: Thanks.

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