Me: Why are the boys sitting guiltily on chairs in the living room?
Nell: I called a meeting.
Me: On a Sunday morning? Sundays are about bacon and singing and roast beef.
Nell: There will be no bacon until they confess.
Me: Confess what?
Nell: Confess to behaving like hooligans at the Bus Stop last night.
Me: Dave and Nigel aren’t hooligans.
Nell: Eating pizza loudly with their friends and riding around on bicycles.
Me: I didn’t know they had bicycles and how do you eat pizza loudly?
Nell: Ask them.
Me: I suppose it was Saturday night, Nell. And ‘Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting’ as Elton would say.
Nell: Fighting? What’s the matter with you? Why bring fighting into this and who’s Elton?
Me: Never mind. They look ever so sorry.
Nell: Of course they do. They’ve been caught and they’re facing a baconless breakfast.
Me: Please forgive them, Nell. Look at those darling little faces. I’m sure they won’t do it again.
Nell: I’m not. But fortunately I’m in a very good mood so I’m letting them off with a warning this time.
Me: Good.
Nell: Now, today is the first of the month so you need to share the link to the website where people can buy us a cup of Earl Grey.
Me: It’s https://buymeacoffee.com/saramartin. Thank you so much in advance. We really appreciate your support.
Nell: Yes, we do.
Me: I hear Sunday Songs has a Country and Western theme today.
Nell: The Welsh Corgi Choir want to celebrate Rupert’s return with some of his favourite songs.
Me: I know he enjoys a line dance.
Nell: Any excuse to wear cowboy boots, if you ask me. Why aren’t you wearing yours?
Me: I don’t have any.
Nell: Go and ask The Cat.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
