Me: Look at my darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy.
Nell: He fell asleep waiting for his email to arrive.
Me: What email?
Nell: The one from Canterbury Bears. We heard you talking to them.
Me: That was a private conversation.
Nell: Our conversations are never private.
Me: I’m talking about my conversation with Canterbury Bears.
Nell: Anyway, I heard the preordering of the Cuddle Nells is starting today.
Me: Yes. We’ve moved it forward as there’s so much interest. It takes quite a time to make each Nell so the earlier people actually preorder one the better.
Nell: So everyone who registered interest will receive an email allowing them to preorder?
Me: Yes.
Nell: So where’s David’s?
Me: The emails are going out this afternoon. It’s Sunday. I’m surprised they’re going out at all.
Nell: My friend Dorothy is still in two minds.
Me: About Nigel?
Nell: No. About ordering a Cuddle Nell.
Me: Oh, she can preorder one at any time from this afternoon but I’d suggest she registers interest. The link is on our Facebook page.
Nell: She wanted to know if there is going to be a Cuddle Nigel.
Me: I think Dave and Harriet will be first.
Nell: Fair enough. Now, today’s Sunday Songs has an Autumn theme.
Me: You know it’s called Fall in North America.
Nell: We’re in Devon.
Me: Just saying.
Nell: Gladys and the llamas are performing an interpretive dance.
Me: How lovely.
Nell: As autumn leaves.
Me: Are the Welsh Corgi Choir dancing leaves, too?
Nell: Don’t be silly. Corgis don’t dance. Especially with trailing scarves.
Me: Have the llamas got trailing scarves?
Nell: Yes.
Me: Oh dear.
Nell: Quite. At least we have Sunday lunch to look forward to. Thank goodness for roast beef and Yorkshire puddings.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
