Me: I would like to discuss yesterday’s walk with you, please.
Nell: What time is the house viewing again?
Me: Lunchtime, stop changing the subject.
Nell: I don’t think you should be chatting to me. There’s far too much to do with the viewing today and Alice arriving tomorrow. You must be rushed off your feet.
Me: You’re not going to avoid talking about this. We were all having a lovely walk when you decided to go your own way.
Nell: There are cushions to be plumped and the yellow chair might need a brushing down. It was looking a little hairy to me.
Me: I know you can hear me so don’t pretend you can’t. We looked for you everywhere. We didn’t realise you’d gone behind the trees.
Nell: And don’t forget to pick some flowers from the garden. Flowers make a room look nice and welcoming.
Me: When we finally found you, you were just sitting there smiling. As if you didn’t have a care in the world.
Nell: Another tip would be to ask Herr Hoffmann to rustle up another batch of his bread rolls. Everyone loves the smell of fresh bread.
Me: That’s actually a very good idea.
Nell: And we could take some with us when we go out for a walk. Everyone loves a picnic
Me: I’m not sure I want to take you after yesterday’s excitement.
Nell: I thought we all had to be out of the house, but I’m happy to stay and show the potential buyers around.
Me: You can’t just go your own way, Nell.
Nell: I didn’t. I was simply having a gentle sniffari.
Me: I was so worried when I couldn’t see you.
Nell: I’m always there, you know, even when you can’t see me.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
