Nell: That’s me with Kev at the Kingsbridge Show.
Me: I know it is.
Nell: Why are you posting those photos now? The show was on Saturday and today is Wednesday.
Me: I thought they were a good example of how you never listen to me.
Nell: The weather was a little grey that day.
Me: I kept calling out ‘Over here!’ and you completely ignored me.
Nell: Why were you calling out at all? You were standing right in front of us.
Me: I wanted you to look at the camera but you simply wouldn’t.
Nell: Talk about seeking the limelight.
Me: It wasn’t about me.
Nell: I beg to differ.
Me: Kev looked over at me.
Nell: Of course he did. You were embarrassing us both.
Me: I was not.
Nell: People were trying to eat their ice creams in peace.
Me: I know.
Nell: Shameless attention seeking. That’s what it was.
Me: No, it wasn’t.
Nell: I thought you said natural shots are the best.
Me: They are.
Nell: Where people behave normally and are not aware of the camera.
Me: Yes. That’s right.
Nell: Why shout at them then? Couldn’t you just let them eat their ice creams?
Me: I wasn’t shouting at them. I was shouting at you.
Nell: So rude.
Me: Everyone ignored me anyway, except Kev.
Nell: Of course we did. We weren’t going to encourage that kind of behaviour.
Me: I give up.
Nell: And it’s actually lucky I ignored you, if you think about it.
Nell: Because, according to you, that’s what I always do, so I was behaving naturally.
Me: I just wanted to take a photo.
Nell: You took three as far as I can remember.
Me: Okay. You win.
Nell: I always do.
Me: Yes. Sorry.