No Breakfast

Me: Don’t look at me like that.

Nell: I simply cannot believe this.

Me: It was booked weeks and weeks ago.

Nell: Taking Poppy to the vets to have her teeth cleaned at a time like this.

Me: Dental health is so important for general well being, Nell.

Nell: And leaving her there.

Me: We had to. I didn’t like leaving her either.

Nell: And no breakfast for anyone.

Me: Kev and I decided breakfast could wait until we got back. Poppy wasn’t allowed to eat.

Nell: David was fainting with hunger.

Me: He was not.

Nell: We shall need extra bacon.

Me: Boiled eggs will have to do.

Nell: No breakfast and no bacon.

Me: You can’t have bacon. You’re on a diet.

Nell: All I can say is thank goodness for Babycakes Gillespie.

Me: You’ve changed your tune.

Nell: We wouldn’t have survived without him.

Me: Do you mean you’ve all had bagels?

Nell: Yes.

Me: And you have been grumbling about breakfast?

Nell: Bagels aren’t breakfast. Everyone knows that. There’s a hole in them for a start.

Me: What’s that got to do with anything?

Nell: You didn’t see a llama when you went to the vets, did you?

Me: They come out to the car, Nell, so we don’t see who is waiting to go in anymore.

Nell: I meant in a field.

Me: It was very foggy but I didn’t see any. Why?

Nell: One of them has gone missing.

Me: Oh no.

Nell: Gladys is annoyed because she needs it for this morning’s Glide with Gladys.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: Fortunately, David has agreed to step in.

Me: Darling Big Brave Beautiful Boy. Does he have any pyjamas?

Nell: You know he does. Blue and white striped ones.

Me: Oh yes. I forgot. Sorry.

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