Nell: I’m not discussing Strictly again. It’s Sunday morning. David and I are resting. We had a late night as you well know.
Me: I just couldn’t settle after all those wonderful messages.
Nell: I am aware.
Me: Actually, I am still on a high. People were so kind and said some wonderful things.
Nell: They were very kind indeed and it was most gratifying.
Me: I hope they know how much their support means to us.
Nell: I’m sure they do. It doesn’t mean that you all have to dance until gone 1am.
Me: We were inspired by Strictly. I have to say Cat impressed me. He’s always been my favourite.
Nell: His name is Danny. He hasn’t been Cat for years. His outfit was very pink.
Me: I loved that little doctor with the big smile too.
Nell: You would. The toy kitten danced gracefully.
Me: Do you mean the Pussycat Doll?
Nell: Same thing.
Me: David loved Anton’s outfit.
Nell: Of course he did. If I catch him wearing tangerine bell bottoms and carrying maracas there will be trouble.
Me: It was a fun evening.
Nell: Now, please let me relax with the Sunday papers and my cup of Earl Grey.
Nell: Kev is going to light the fire and Poppy is busy preparing our Sunday roast. Charlie and Sally are joining us for lunch.
Nell: Everything is just as it should be.
Me: Yes. Even your handbag.
Nell: I am going to start charging Gladys rent if she continues to sleep in my handbag. I know Rita is in there too because I heard her snoring.
Me: Yes. Sorry.