Me: Nell, what’s going on?
Nell: Quiet please. David is having his lesson.
Me: What lesson?
Nell: Computer skills.
Me: Gosh.
Nell: He’s always been interested, as you know, and Kev is teaching him the basics.
Me: I’m impressed.
Nell: Harriet and I aren’t interested but David never shuts up about it.
Me: I’m glad he is so keen though, Nell.
Nell: Yes, but the silly animal wants an iPad for his birthday.
Me: I’ve heard of stranger things. I think.
Nell: I don’t know why he needs an iPad. I do everything from my phone.
Me: Excuse me?
Nell: Ha! Gotcha!
Me: I believed you.
Nell: Anyway, quiet now. David needs to concentrate.
Me: Yes. Sorry.
