Me: You look like a film star in that photo Nell.

Nell: Yes.

Me: From one of those old black and white movies.

Nell: Yes, it is a flattering photo.

Me: Did I see you looking at photos of handsome labradors just now?

Nell: I beg your pardon.

Me: You seem to be interested in a certain Canadian.

Nell: Don’t be ridiculous.

Me: @boonethemutt.

Nell: It’s none of your business. Stop snooping.

Me: And you always ask me about Yogi Westlake.

Nell: I am simply showing interest in your Labrador group and he is a handsome chap.

Me: Are you thinking about online dating?

Nell: You really have no idea do you. I was telling one of my admirers only yesterday that you wouldn’t know whether to swipe to the right or left.

Me: Swipe?

Nell: Exactly. Thanks for finding the photo though.

Me: Is it to the right?

Nell: Go back to your book now. It’s safer.

Me: Or left?

Nell: Book.

Me: Ok. Sorry.

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