Me: You look like a film star in that photo Nell.
Nell: Yes.
Me: From one of those old black and white movies.
Nell: Yes, it is a flattering photo.
Me: Did I see you looking at photos of handsome labradors just now?
Nell: I beg your pardon.
Me: You seem to be interested in a certain Canadian.
Nell: Don’t be ridiculous.
Me: @boonethemutt.
Nell: It’s none of your business. Stop snooping.
Me: And you always ask me about Yogi Westlake.
Nell: I am simply showing interest in your Labrador group and he is a handsome chap.
Me: Are you thinking about online dating?
Nell: You really have no idea do you. I was telling one of my admirers only yesterday that you wouldn’t know whether to swipe to the right or left.
Me: Swipe?
Nell: Exactly. Thanks for finding the photo though.
Me: Is it to the right?
Nell: Go back to your book now. It’s safer.
Me: Or left?
Nell: Book.
Me: Ok. Sorry.
