Me: How are you feeling today?
Nell: A little tired.
Me: You will be.
Nell: Of chicken.
Me: The vet said you need to stay on a restricted diet for seven days.
Nell: Am I not even allowed a shortbread biscuit with my cup of Earl Grey?
Me: No, and I know it’s difficult.
Nell: Everyone is eating secretly around me.
Me: They probably don’t want to upset you.
Nell: I caught David wolfing down a spaghetti bolognese yesterday.
Me: Where did he get that from?
Nell: Don’t ask me.
Me: Was he in the kitchen?
Nell: No. He was at the Bus Stop with the Big Cat Vibe.
Me: It’s far too cold to be eating outside.
Nell: Marvin says we have no idea what cold really is over here in Devon.
Me: Does he?
Nell: Yes, he says we should experience Canada in the winter.
Me: I’m not sure I want to. Is Marvin okay?
Nell: No. Marvin is sick of snow.
Me: Oh dear. Winter has only just begun.
Nell: And now Chris and Shannon have gone back to work and all he can do is snuggle up in a blanket and wait.
Me: It’s 5th January everyone has gone back to work.
Nell: It’s a lonely life.
Me: No, it isn’t. Chris works from home.
Nell: Shannon doesn’t.
Me: Marvin will be fine. Don’t worry about him. Just concentrate on getting better.
Nell: How can I when you abandon me at every possible opportunity?
Me: I’m only going to the gym for my aqua class. I won’t be long.
Nell: I know how Marvin feels.
Me: Stop being such a drama queen. You’re surrounded by loving and caring animals.
Nell: Maybe a small scone would help? With jam and cream?
Me: It’s not happening, Nell. Sorry.
