Naughty Nigel feels Insecure and Sara Gets a New Hat

Me: What do you think of my new all concealing hat? Isn’t it gorgeous?

Nell: It’s extremely fluffy.

Me: It was so kind of Scarlett to give it to me. Unexpected visits can be delightful, can’t they?

Nell: It depends on the visitors.

Me: And you were able to see Naughty Nigel and Boo again.

Nell: That was less nice.

Me: Why?

Nell: Nigel became rather jealous of Harriet.

Me: He was just feeling a bit insecure.

Nell: Harriet was only having a brief cuddle with Scarlett.

Me: Nigel didn’t like them being so close.

Nell: He did not. He wasn’t happy until he had driven her away.

Me: That isn’t entirely true now, is it? Harriet decided to leave after she realised he was feeling left out.

Nell: How do you know?

Me: I was there.

Nell: Why ask me then?

Me: I wanted to hear your version.

Nell: Did you see Boo kiss Harriet?

Me: I did.

Nell: David was extremely angry about it.

Me: Yes, he wasn’t best pleased. He even did his Big Boy’s growl. Bless him.

Nell: You’re not actually going to wear that hat outside are you?

Me: Of course I am. In fact I thought it might be perfect for the Blubbery Wedding on Saturday.

Nell: Don’t get me started on that wedding. You do realise Princess has chosen the Welsh Corgi Choir as her bridesmaids, don’t you?

Me: Gosh.

Nell: And some of them can’t even swim.

Me: Oh dear.

Nell: The Cat is trying to incorporate life vests into their dresses which is not easy believe me.

Me: I can imagine. Who is the Best Man?

Nell: Your writer friend Harry.

Me: Does he know?

Nell: I hope so. He and Roger go swimming together most days.

Me: Of course. Sorry.

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